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Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

  • SERIES 9
  • CERT 12
  • 2011
Two and a Half Men - Series 9

SERIES 9

24 EPISODES

  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    Episode 1

    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

    ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast in the season premiere.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • People Who Love Peepholes

    Episode 2

    People Who Love Peepholes

    JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Episode 3

    Big Girls Don't Throw Food

    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • Nine Magic Fingers

    Episode 4

    Nine Magic Fingers

    On the rebound, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • A Giant Cat Holding A Churro

    Episode 5

    A Giant Cat Holding A Churro

    Alan struggles with Lyndsey's risque movie past.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • The Squat and Hover

    Episode 6

    The Squat and Hover

    Walden meets a girl who looks just like Bridget.

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  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Episode 7

    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

    Jake's crush (MACEY CRUTHIRD) has a crush on Walden.

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  • Thanks for the Intercourse

    Episode 8

    Thanks for the Intercourse

    Walden's redecorating sends Alan over the edge.

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  • Frodo's Headshots

    Episode 9

    Frodo's Headshots

    Alan's sanity is tested upon release from the hospital.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Episode 10

    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

    Walden tentatively re-enters the dating world.

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  • What A Lovely Landing Strip

    Episode 11

    What A Lovely Landing Strip

    Bridget reappears in Walden's life... and so does Rose!

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  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Episode 12

    One False Move, Zimbabwe!

    Walden's mom (MIMI ROGERS) reveals a secret about his past.

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  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Episode 13

    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

    Walden enlists Alan as an ally in a boardroom battle.

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  • A Possum on Chemo

    Episode 14

    A Possum on Chemo

    Zoey pressures Walden to trim his hair and beard.

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  • The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

    Episode 15

    The Duchess of Dull-In-Sack

    Walden loosens up Zoey with Berta's special brownies.

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  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    Episode 16

    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

    A storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house.

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  • Not In My Mouth!

    Episode 17

    Not In My Mouth!

    Walden shares his feelings during a near-death experience.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • The War Against Gingivitis

    Episode 18

    The War Against Gingivitis

    PATTON OSWALT stars as Walden's ex-business partner.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • Palmdale, Ech

    Episode 19

    Palmdale, Ech

    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another.

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  • Grandma's Pie

    Episode 20

    Grandma's Pie

    Walden tells Zoey he's going into business with his ex-wife.

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  • Mr Hose Says "Yes"

    Episode 21

    Mr Hose Says "Yes"

    Zoey and Ava move in with Walden on a trial basis.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • Why We Gave Up Women

    Episode 22

    Why We Gave Up Women

    Charlie Harper returns from hell in the form of KATHY BATES.

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  • The Straw in My Donut Hole

    Episode 23

    The Straw in My Donut Hole

    On the 200th episode, Alan returns home from the hospital.

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    • 22 MINS
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  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda

    Episode 24

    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda

    Jake decides his future in the ninth season finale.

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    • 22 MINS
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